yes. this is a whole page for text fics. they are my crack. they are everything. bonus points for the ones with crappy edited memes, photoshopped photos of all the gang, and that ONE photo of matt hitt and the 69 cake pic

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FIC NAME AUTHOR MAIN PAIRING (+ side ships) SUMMARY CHAPTER COUNT ANY WARNING TAGS RATING LINK
PB to my J (series of three text fics and six prose oneshots) aqua_myosotis wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, fralice) university au, get together, MY FAVE TEXT FIC EVER!!! 150/150 (each text fic = 50) n/a Explicit/Mature depending on the work https://archiveofourown.org/series/2018050
Text Talk merlywhirls wolfstar (+ jily, fralice) wrong number au, sirius is at boarding school, remus is in hospital 14/14 mentions of family abuse, sickness, homophobic slurs and mentions of homophobia Not Rated (i’d say Teen and Up) https://archiveofourown.org/works/1651109/chapters/3501239
thin white lies wotcherremus wolfstar (+ jegulus, dorlene, fralice, marylily) wrong number, modern au, remus is famous!! 17/17 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/37280944/chapters/93019849
Across the Hall moonxxoo wolfstar (+ jily) wrong number + friends irl, muggle au 18/18 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/31157642/chapters/76996154
Loving him is golden (like daylight) wolfjohnwolflovestoast wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, mary/emmeline, regulus/oc) wrong number, university au 31/? (last updated 30.10.23) n/a Not Rated (general) https://archiveofourown.org/works/41962512/chapters/105335961
Note to Self (series of 8 works: 1 text fic + 7 prose chapters) moonysluvrgirl (mythologywhcre) wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene) university au 85/85 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/series/2337224
Hello, Goodbye ivomoon wolfstar (+ jily) university au, bands 24/24 mental health (bipolar disorder), drug addiction Mature (tag: ‘Rated mature for themes of mental health) https://archiveofourown.org/works/42445476/chapters/106596984
bloody motorbike godforsaken_mess jegulus (+ wolfstar, marylil, dorlene, rosekiller) non-magical, modern setting 20/20 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/39790590/chapters/100992528
Number Neighbours moonsblack wolfstar (+ jegulus) muggle modern au, sirius texts his number neighbour, i wonder who it is!! 34/34 mental health issues Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/39075144/chapters/97748664
The Art of Falling in Love MessusMinnow wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene) non-magical au, sirius is given a fake number at a bar 36/36 drug abuse, overdose, childhood trauma Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/31457711/chapters/77810375
Wrong Number Justawriterb wolfstar (+ jily, fralice) muggle au, …wrong number… evidently. 16/16 n/a Explicit! https://archiveofourown.org/works/18992191/chapters/45098599
To The Moon and Back arbeana wolfstar (+ drarry) wolfstar raising harry, non-magical au, harry at high-school 53/53 (broken into: 12, 10, 31) n/a General/Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/series/2080392
Love Text Magic clarameco wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, fralice) this is.. so chaotic i can’t summarise but it’s SO good. 100/115: parts 1 + 2 are complete! rather than a series the author is adding part three to this. n/a Explicit https://archiveofourown.org/works/37696348/chapters/94107997
Staying Strangers 3amAndCounting wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, mary/emmeline) modern setting, wrong number, art student sirius + bookstore remus 53/? (last updated 05.11.23) n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/31376273/chapters/77590628
who said life was going to be easy? officialmoonhatepage wolfstar (_ jily, dorlene, mary/emmeline) university au 60/60 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/31773292/chapters/78649270
here’s to never growing up elixirsoflife jily (+ wolfstar) muggle university au 39/39 homophobic language Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/13385793/chapters/48491087#workskin
Over and Out acciodaffodil wolfstar (+ jegulus, peter/mary, peter/charity) magical world but remus gets them phones tehehe 50/50 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/47561578/chapters/119868637
just friends blackcoffeeforbreakfast wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, mary/ofc) univeristy au 24/24 recreational drug use, implied/referenced child abuse Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/31754143/chapters/78599740
quite like us alarainai, salmon_says jegulus (+ wolfstar) modern au, wrong number 16/16 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/36781936/chapters/91760332
absent mindedly making me want you calamitoustide jegulus modern muggle au, wrong number. 17/17 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/37291312/chapters/93048061
The Marauders’ Map stonecoldhedwig jily (+ wolfstar, and a LOT of others) marauders social media AU 27/27 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/series/1326680
not surprised au teddyismydog wolfstar (+ jegulus, dorlene, marylily, rosekilelr) muggle au 36/? (part 1 = 23/23, part 2 = 13/?) (last updated 08.04.24) honestly this whole thing is chaotic but no real CWs General https://archiveofourown.org/series/3469060
keysmash AllThisAndLoveTooWillRuinUs wolfstar (+ jily) university au, wrong number 19/19 implied/referenced child abuse, mental health themes Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/20287849/chapters/48094258
Getaway Car stickytadpole wolfstar (+ dorlene, jily, peter/emmeline) muggle au 24/24 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/30861236/chapters/76195025
Strawberries&Cigarettes mcsg_16 wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, mary/emmeline, regulus/OFC) muggle au 42/42 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/33797044/chapters/96834177#workskin
Siriusly? The Moon?! montymoose wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene) they’re all youtubers!! 16/16 n/a Not Rated (general) https://archiveofourown.org/works/30910271/chapters/76329353
took you long enough nobodyanybody wolfstar (+ jily, dorlene, mary/benjy, peter/emmeline) university au, friends to lvoers. 51/51 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/31819603/chapters/78773710
Of Leaves and Stars irrationalmoony, LadyAmina wolfstar modern wizard au 68/? (last updated 25.12.21) misgendering Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/6535114/chapters/14950924
And we’re talking about someone else (when we should be talking about ourselves) asterencer jegulus (+ wolfstar, dorlene, fralice, marylily) magical universe, non-canon compliant 35/35 n/a Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/33612112/chapters/83524150
Through the Phone hmaarrpieer wolfstar (+ jily) remus is homeschooled, sirius is at hogwarts, wrong number au 18/? (last updated 16.05.24) n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/33962410/chapters/84463141x
Relationship Pending remembermefondly wolfstar (+ jegulus) muggle university au 30/30 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/36729124/chapters/91624519
Camp Hallow mo0nsocks wolfstar muggle au (From what i have read so far??) WIP strap in lads: walburga associated tags, greyback associated tags, emotional/psychological sbuse, implied/referenced child abuse, violence, trauma, the ‘camp’ sirius is in?? bad!! Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/53771569/chapters/136286119#workskin
The Best By Far Is You orphan account wolfstar tumblr au, blind remus, university au. oneshot (part of a series, more prosey as it continues) mentions of abuse, homophobia, ableist language Teen and Up Audiences https://archiveofourown.org/works/4920646
Ten questions BridgeOfBirds wolfstar remus texts the wrong number for a group project and it turns out to be the music shop employee that he has a crush on 14/14 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/52206089/chapters/132052049
Wish You Were Here afieryfox wolfstar sirius and remus are both twitch streamers who start to collab on projects together 21/21 n/a Mature https://archiveofourown.org/works/31356164/chapters/77536931